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The grazing of a customer's shoulder by the breasts of the woman cutting said customer's hair.
"I was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality Boob Shoulder!"
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When you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.
That chick be sportin' shoulder nipples! That beezy best be gettin' some padded shoulders beetch!
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Bitch, best start neatly foldin' yo laundre.
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When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.
Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.
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When a man has overly hairy shoulders.
"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulders were really hairy. Almost like a greek weightlifter's shoulder. Greek Shoulders."
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when a nigga is walking past you with a black man's strut and forcefully knocks into your shoulder with his causing all of your books to fall to the ground. The only way this can be a legitimate shoulder chuck is if the afore mentioned nigga does not stop and help pick up the books.
john: (walking) what a lovely day.
tyrone: (walking in opposite direction) (shoulder chuck)
(books fall to ground)
john: excuse me sir, would you help pick these up?
tyrone: FUCK YOU BITCH!
thus, a shoulder chuck.
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1. When one neglects to communicate with another person because they are in a bad mood
2. A reference to Lord of the Rings, when Frodo Baggins is stabbed with a wraith's sword in the shoulder. His shoulder becomes cool to the touch.
1. Fuck, man, my bitch Hallie's giving me the cold shoulder. It must be 'cause I fucked her sister.
2. Gandalf: Why's this nigga, Frodo, layin' here like he fuckin' got stabbed with a wraith's sword?
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The act of accidentally ejaculating on one's own shoulder. As a result, the embarassing cleanup cripples the man much like the famous greek hero Achille.
While Steve was stuffing Desirai in the back of his truck, he pulled out early and accidentally gave himself a real sticky Achille's Shoulder.
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