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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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To spray ones self completely from head to toe in cheap, nasty, smelling deoderant instead of having a proper shower before going out on the town. These type of people tend to be tracksuit wearing, dole hoaching scumbags from the scummiest part (burnfoot) of the scummiest town (hawick)
Burnfoot Scruff - here pal av no hoached enough dole money this week to afford to run the shower so before i hit diesels am gonna need a burnfoot shower.
Pal- aye ma anaw av spent aw ma money on cheap fags and buckie so al need to borrow some o yer asda smart price deodeant anaw.
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This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.
I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.
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When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.
Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!
justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.
Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!
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An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.
I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.
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Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.
I had the worst shower fart this morning
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When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.
Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.
Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.
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