shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

Shrek

A literal god

I worship shrek

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

Shrek

Is love Is life

All i want is a good shrek daddy

shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!