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Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.
1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.
A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.
Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.
Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker
Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.
the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot
i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.
1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something