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When you read something, whether it be a quote, a phrase, a sentence, or a whole novel, and you wish you wrote it. That is a sizzling pickle.
Friend: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"
Me: "Man, that is one sizzling pickle."
When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
This is a person who comes to a BBQ uninvited and makes an asshole out of themselves.
Who the hell brought this sizzle louie?
When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
when your grandma so hot she sizzles
I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!
C Sizzle up in the cut thumbing yo bizzles butt your bitch call me a snake but not what you think ❌🐀
The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.
The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.