national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
december 5th is slap a guys ass day
guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day
When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
Missourian slang to show exclamation
Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
Missourian slang for excitement
Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
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January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*