Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

Happy Smack

A person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame.

All right. I get it - you like American Idol. Quit being such a Happy Smack about it.

smack talk

The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.

Man, your mamma so fat she got her own zip code!

You can't play madden dawg cause you broke ass and your plays are weak!

Senator Obama was talking smack about President Bush.

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smack daddy

another word for big daddy
person whos keepin it real
a friend
barack obama

(tyri)Yo leroy you see what jerome did?
(Leroy)Ya hes smack daddy

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