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Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 10, 2021


Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016


Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend February 6, 2012


Pabst smear

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .

I totally Pabst smeared their face.

by K@ble June 2, 2024


Pabst Smear

Half a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon with a half pint of Stout or Porter on top; typically Guinness.

I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.

by QueefSauce February 6, 2022


puddin smear

The name retards use for creamy juice stains in the panties.

girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."

by osirus mutha July 10, 2010


Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills

by Phil Shtick May 23, 2018