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A sore one gets when he forgets to wipe his anus and then precedes to participate in athletic activities. The sore is generally very rashed and dirty. While the only cure being human saliva, one must physically eat his own Kentucky Canker sore out of his asshole or ask a friend/relative for assistance.
When Fred couldn't bare his "Kentucky Canker Sore" anymore he just decided to call up his buddy Tim.
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Mainly stating that whores (people that sleep around, ALOT) get sores (such as herpes).
Girl 1: "Kesha slept with 6 dudes last friday. And this morning I seen her at the family planning clinic!"
Girl 2: "Whores get sores! HAHAHA."
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when a woman is giving you dome and your ejaculating and it makes here throat sore for a day or two.
Bro I sore chicken goblered that chick last night she was whining this morning.
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When one sees a man that is gay and unbearingly ugly to the human eye.
Guy 1: Hey, there's Jimmy. Boy, he's looking ugly today. Didn't he recently come out of the closet?
Guy 2: Yep. That's a Sight for Sore Ass if I ever saw one.
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what mexicans get when crossing US border.
border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).
Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.
USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.
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A surfer who is to lazy to paddle out to the bigger surf. So they ride the small waves near the shore.
**NOTE**: Unless the surf is ONLY breaking at the shore, you are not a sore-shore-surfer.
Guy: Why are you waiting to paddle out?
Me: Gotta wait for this Sore-Shore-Surfer to finish his run.
Guy: Gotta hate them Sore-Shore-Surfers.
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soreness, swelling and redness.
soreness, swelling and redness.
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