the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?
(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
Claiming that you made everything and everyone and accusing people of copying your shit.
People who do this are just retarded because when they tried to sit it they flopped.
Man Kevin been Soulja boying again what a bitch.
Soulja boy sucks so does his music. Only thing he be watching is his hairline fade away.
you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”
Term used when a piece of online media (videos, movies, show, videogames,etc) is displayed in a lower resolusion or experiencing lag.
"I'm trying to stream this new series on (Streaming service) but its soulja boying it"
Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."