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When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
That weird yet awesome guy you hang out with
Over there that's tobey he's the sparrow of the gang
When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
To wake up at a very early time
"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"
When you’re high and you throw a paper airplane.
*in shrek voice: I was the throwing some gnarly high sparrows after I smoked that good kush.
big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.
Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass
Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?
Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!