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Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around

She always believe her spiritual age is high

by 459395 May 1, 2022


Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016


Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

by pdabber123 December 18, 2022


Intellectual/spiritual crowd

A group of people that fuels each other. The intellectuals communicate through language the ideas and thoughts of the group, and teach, while the spiritual ones provide (or are) the fuel to the group that keep things going, get things and people heated up about bullshit. Usually they end up making a mushroom cloud of their environment as long as they're in.

The intellectual/spiritual crowd has been trying to take over and run people, places, and things.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020


Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic

Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.

by Luna710 June 30, 2021


spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023


alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.

Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community

by Basictransguy March 9, 2022