Random
Source Code
Random
A heaping glob of donkey shit.
"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"
Dried up jizz splatter on the wall
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!
I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls
Vagina splatter
"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo
Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight
Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks
I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies
when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
i just paint splattered amy last night
1👍 1👎