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To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed
semen splooge sock swallowed
Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.
"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."
Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,
Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!
a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.
i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube
to exhibit large amounts of jealousy
I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.