Random
Source Code

spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.

The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!

by mac n fode August 10, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody spooge sack

When your spooge becomes somehow bloody, then leaks on to ur sack. It then becomes a bloody spooge sack.

EWWW Ben Affleck spooooge!!!

Whenever he beats off, he always gets a bloody spooge sack...wtf?!

by lcrimsontidel August 27, 2008


second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge drive error

A very uncommon error message discovered when installing DoW. It has no apparent meaning, and isn't as exciting as it sounds. It can only be remedied by installing a hell of a lot of pointless patches.

Victim: Yes, I finally installed DoW!
Onlooker: Cool
Victim: Oh no, its giving me spooge drive error again!
Onlooker: lol

by Gruntus June 18, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge my strap

1. the act of asking another partner to ejaculate oneself by means of rubbing of ones penis by hands (a fucking handjob)

Hey baby, while your up can you get me a beer and spooge my strap

by Gary Smith March 3, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge-o-rama

An extreme over-abundance of semen.

What a spooge-o-rama!

by Fatal Error July 23, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž