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fat person, usually middle aged
I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom
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When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.
The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.
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To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.
Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.
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Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.
It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?
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A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.
And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....
A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.
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The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"
its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.
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The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.
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