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Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.

How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?

by Jodi Silver May 25, 2005

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


social standard

A pop punk band from Windsor with some screaming added to mix it up. Always releasing new material, and larger fan base grows with time. They've been together for three years, and though they have enemies, they now have less things to worry about.

check out www.socialstandard.ca for it all

by person_from_windsor January 10, 2005

9πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Social Standard

A pop punk band from Windsor
Been together three years and their fan base is always growing
That alot of immature people think they get somewhere by saying shit
when they don't even have the guts to come out and say it to any of their faces
Because truth be known the ones who are saying it are all fags.
for more info on these fags, check out Jon Loiselle

pop punk music from Windsor Ontario, four guys, www.socialstandard.ca

by jon_loiselle_is_a_fag January 11, 2005

9πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Hood Standard

Hood Standard is an occurrence commonly experienced by people in the inner city or the "hood." This occurs when a seemingly successful person from the hood is praised by fellow hood members for their impressive accomplishments. While this person might truly be successful, most are usually only successful by hood standards. In the hood, going to college and having a wide vocabulary might be seen as a tremendous success. However, outside of the hood, these accomplishments are commonplace. This causes the person to have a false sense of security and an inflated view of themselves. This can be detrimental when the person leaves the hood and is pushed to confront the real world, where their "accomplishments" might not mean much. It is important to remain level headed, humble and hardworking to avoid this false sense of security and prevent Hood Standard. When a successful person from the hood avoids Hood Standard they will become truly successful by all definitions in society.

(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)

Hoodmember 1: "Wow man did you see Mike, he goes to community college and has a part time job, that kid is going places, what a success."
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard

by TheOneWhoGrooves March 30, 2015

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Double standard

If a male gets his dick chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world gets to laugh because he was probably a rapist and an abuser, at least that is the accusation, but if a female got her tits or other parts chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world is expected to weep for such a brave soul (even if she might have been someone who wasn't a nice or good person).

It's a double standard when the lives of one sex are treated like junk/garbage, and the lives of another are treated like critical and revered.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Double standard

When someone has a twisted idea of what’s right or wrong for a certain gender to do, while believing it is okay for the other gender.

Boy: β€œShe should shave her legs it’s gross”

Girl: β€œbut you have leg hair so I guess that makes you gross. That’s a stupid double standard to follow.”
β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
Boy: β€œshe slept with 6 guys so she’s a hoe.”
Girl: β€œyou’ve slept with more than that so I guess that makes you a hoe too.”

by Justspittingfacts May 15, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


American Standard

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.

Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

by seed323 February 26, 2010

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž