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A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............
SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?
Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!
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Another word for Asshole!
My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!
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A scene only added to a television show, or movie, for its shock value.
“Puking at the stars” refers to a bizarre scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, the future Admiral Adama is shown vomiting all over himself as he lies drunk in the gutter looking up at the stars.
Fanboys of the series maintain that the “puking at the stars” scene was part of the show’s character development, that it pushed the show’s gritty envelope, and that it was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “puking at the stars” scene was vile and only added to the show’s last episode for it’s shock value.
Can you believe the producers of Battlestar Galactica added that “puking at the stars” scene to the last episode? Those guys are really full of themselves for carrying their deeply meaningful, gritty, and real delusions that far.
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In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.
Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!
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A TV show on the History Channel where people get ripped off on the stuff they want to sell.
Typical Pawn Stars moment:
Bob: I have the cross that Jesus died on.
Rick Harrison: You have the cross that Jesus died on, I'll give you 5 bucks.
Bob: Fuck you
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An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or reportedly ever have sex).
Man: “Heyy bby, wanna see my highest trophy brawler in brawl stars?”
Woman: *gags and leaves*
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A popular series in the mid 60s. Created by Eugene Roddenberry and is one of the most popular science fiction topic in the world. Mostly about a captain exploring space and thinks of clever ways other than attacking(last resort) to solve problems. The motto is "to boldly go where no man has gone before."
Star Trek is on everynight at 7:00.
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