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Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)
Complete Blackout
Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!
Let's get KB Status tonight!
Look at that guy. Total KB Status
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Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence
"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "
Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend
Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine
Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.
Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.
When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.
Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."
Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
that nigga is still unicorn status
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When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.
This is a status on Facebook:
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
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