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A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.
G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.
When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!
Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”
the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation
the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after
When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.
Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?