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A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
A big booty white girl, with perky tits, who loves to cum for Daddy
“Damn, do y’all see that Susan Harrell over there? She’s riding this tonight”
A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.
Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.
The definition is fart you use it when u have to fart
Omg guys Susan is on the roof!!
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When a menstruating female bleeds without using absorbent products (i.e. tampons) or showering for the duration of her cycle, allowing a healthy and substantial menstrual scab to develop. A partner will then chew off the scab, and spit it in to the female's mouth. They then spit the mass back and forth, similar to an egg toss.
Since my favorite prostitute is bleeding from her hatchet gash this week, I am paying extra for a Chunky Susan.
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When you take all the food and condiments that can be found in your kitchen and throw it all into the blender.
The other night we were bored, so we made a Dorothy Susan. When we tried to drink it, it made us vomit.
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When a person takes a shit on the floor of their boss's office on their last day of working there.
Since tomorrow is my last day at that job, I plan on leaving a Dainty Susan for my boss on the way out.
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