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vaginal sex, (penis to vagina).
After a long wait Crystal finally got her wish, she "vagina swallow" Mikes love meat.
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A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:
a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.
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Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!
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The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).
Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.
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When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.
Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.
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Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.
Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"
Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"
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A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.
Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.
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