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When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!
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When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
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To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
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The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
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stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.
When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.
That bitch that DGAFWABGTSAH. Thats period.
Baby Swoop is just so bomb and her booty lookin so right and her face is that of an angels.
Baby Swoop will beat a bitch up if her buffalo wings arent saucy enough.
Baby Swoop is a hereditary Gangsta.
A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.