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when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.
"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "
It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.
A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.
B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.
getting angry at someone for no apparent reason
all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale
When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer
Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: I’m going to take a moment
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Go to the bathroom and take a shit.
I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.
1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.
2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.
3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.
4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."
Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."
Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."