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To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.
Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!
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tattoos that go up your arm like a sleeve.
"Trace Cyrus has so many tattoos on his arm. He has a tattoo sleeve!"
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When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.
God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
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A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom
Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.
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tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.
that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.
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A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.
Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.
Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.
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A burn to the inner calf resulting from contact with a motorcycle tailpipe. Often recieved by drunk women climbing on the back of some dudes bike.
This girl totally got a kawasaki tattoo from this dude she went home with's bike.
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