Tennessee Titans

The Sacramento Kings from the NFL: lots of regular season victories, but sucking in play-offs, in any round. At least, they played the Superbowl.

Ye, Titans went 13-3 in regular season, but they fell in Conference final ... again.

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Dunlap Tennessee

Dunlap is a small town filled with rednecks,daddy’s money,and meth. Despite this Dunlap does have a couple good qualities like coke ovens and a beautiful scenery don’t be surprised if you’re in the woods or at your local Walmart if you see a junkie with a needle in their arm.

Dunlap Tennessee where the trucks go vroom vroom

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tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

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Tennessee Clipper

After engaging in heated sexual activity with a drunken female, she generally will pass out if intoxicated enough. After she has entered this state, the gentleman will then proceed to shave her entire body, paying particular attention to the pubic and eyebrow areas. The hair will then be collected and SHOVED IN HER FUCKING MOUTH! That's what I'm talking about!

After banging that drunk chick, Bob pulled a Tennessee Clipper on her. She's been picking her teeth ever since.

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Tennessee Toothpick

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.

I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick

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Tennessee Hairlip

Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip

Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet

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Tennessee ham

sex; sometimes specifically anal sex

"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks

"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy

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