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tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017


Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal

"Do you have a tennis bal ?"

by carnforthman January 10, 2022


Bitch Tennis

Badminton.

Guy 1: Wanna play Badminton?

Guy 2: You mean Bitch Tennis?

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 13, 2022


tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell

micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT

by baysil September 8, 2023


diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 March 16, 2011


Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2021


tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

by firefreckle January 13, 2018