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A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.
A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
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When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.
Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail
Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text
1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.
Girl: What? Are you talking to text?
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The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".
I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.
when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students
fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text