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Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
"No offense, but I think you're overreacting."
When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land
When you get assaulted by a clown.
Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
An action that requires an apology.
Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."