Minecraft Sickness

A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of time, especially Survival Mode.

Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any diamond under your house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove

Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping

1: Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!

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call in sick

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

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sick and wrong

Weekly podcast hosted by D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discussing the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.

"The most foul thing I have ever heard. I can't believe people listen to this shit" -- Drew Barrymore

"Sick and Wrong is my new favorite podcast." -- Bruce Campbell

"My mom told me about this podcast." -- Neil Patrick Harris.

"These guys have seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times." -- Larry Flynt

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Sick Wood

A medical term used to describe erectile dysfunction.

Kevin has to take cialis because he's got sick wood.

sick as a dog

People often associate a sick dog with eating grass and vomiting globs of whatever.

I drank too much last night and spent an hour with my head over the toilet bowl, sick as a dog!

sick nicers

a reference to all things positive. popularized in the classic hit "Sick Nicers" written and performed by Beverage Tunx.

That bird has a great set of sick nicers; that's fucking sick nicers!

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Twilight Sickness

When your so sick of Twilight and the fangirls, that you want so badly for someone to throw away everything Twilight.

Dude 1- Uhhhh, I have Twilight Sickness.

Dude 2- Ahhh! I know!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!

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