May 11

The person on this day has the BIGGEST PENIS out of all their friends

That guy was born on may 11 he has a big penis

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March 11

March 11 is National cuddle with the closest guy to you day

Maria - "guess what day it is"
Derek -"yes my favorite day March 11th"

Maria - "let's go to my room to celebrate this amazing occasion ;)

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11:60

11:60 is when the year 2020 will continue pass midnight.

I cant believe that its 11:60, 2020 and not 12:00, 2021!

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November 11

National Bad Bitches Day

bad bitch 1: hey what are you doing for November 11th?
bad bitch 2: i’m celebrating by poppin’ tew much pu$$y

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Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation

Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11

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April 11

National show him you tiddies day:
Today is the day to send him those pics

Guy: It’s April 11th
Girl: Here you go!

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February 11

The day when you almost born on Valentine's day, but you prefer born early so you got gift and chocolate.
Breathe when you read.
Some will be crackhead and they can be an evil person.

Ambitious person but, crackhead. That's it

When are you born? A day where evil born and ruin the chocolate party, it's February 11

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