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anyone who sells themself out to the big corporations
corporate whores are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70's punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prostitution of one's soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)
good charlotte are a buncha fucking corporate whores that throw a few power chords into their emo crap and wear hot topic shit and then call themselves punk
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The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.
Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)
Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
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© THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!! © All their songs on "Leaving Through the Window" ROCK (I Want to Save You, Punk Rock Princess, I Woke Up In a Car, If You C Jordan, The Astronaut, Hurricane, Cavanaugh Park, Fall, Straw Dog, Good News, Drunk Girl, Now What It Seems, You're Gone, and Globes and Maps). ©
Something Corporate is the best!
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Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.
coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)
Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.
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See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.
According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!
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is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.
I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.
The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”
The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.