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My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”
An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.
BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
Branch Country's of Afrikaans Ethics support the redevelopment plan of Africa into a United Imperial District.
The United Impire Dictate is translated into the United Imperial District.
A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969
"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"
When you finger a girl with three fingers that resemble the resistance symbol from the Hunger Games.
Brad: " Yo I saw that you went home with Sally last night. How'd it go? Did you close bro?"
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."