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The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.
Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!
Dude nice!
A young lady who is a powerful gang leader of MS-13, she is powerful in a dark way. We all had seen her in a different form, Her eyes are red. She can snap anyone in half with a snap of her finger . She’s a dark twisted demon. She don’t fool anyone she wants to change herself but she’s being destroyed
Bonnie flor Garcia 95 percent demon only 5% human
When you fuck a chick anally until she bleeds and then make her suck you off
I gave her a cherry Garcia, which is when you fuck her ass till she bleeds and made her suck it off
High Friend: “bro i kind of want to toss ice cream off the cliff but like i feel bad wasting even vanilla”
You: “dude it’s fine we can just use cherry garcia”
High Friend: “you are a fucking genius”
I saw the highlights from that Devon Hanney fight. Using the same-arm combos to break down the philly shell? That jab into the lead hook that put him down. Nice.
Hym "I imagine that's why Mayweather favors leaning down and to the right. Because if you're in the philly shell... And you lean to the left after their first action... You get hit with that Ryan Garcia vs Devon Hanney shit. Ryan jabs, Hanney leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. The same exact thing that happened to Sean Strickland vs Alex Pereira! Alex step-feint, Strickland leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. Same exact knockout. That's why Mayweather is the master of the philly shell. You gotta be careful with that in the UFC though because you'll lean down and to the right, right into Leon Edwards chick karate headkick."
when you try to search your classmate but you cant find him
hey Henrique Garcia, you are weird