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People who like computers and wanna be Bill Gates when they get older. They also don't have n e friends except with other geeks. And there not very athletic and they are really really smary. A B is a bad grade for them
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Ugly, socially inept, boring male (usually, but some of them can be female) whom nobody wants to fuck. Some of them grow up to be another abomination: yuppies. Many of them have a mild form of schizophrenia and have very limited breadth of thought process and cultural exposure. A lot of geeks are latent gays, though they try to mask it, but the reality is that they suck in bed whether with homo- or heterosexual partner. The geekness has a potential cure: gym time and outdoors. Geeks usually need to get a life.
Contrary to popular belief, someone being a software engineer or similar high-level computer professional does not equal "geek"--especially if they have education in the field. A well-balanced person who is athletic, well-traveled, true art lover, morally sound and in general has a life can be a computer professional and not be a geek.
I need to take a shower asap, I've been sitting near a geek... who knows it might be infectious.
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Kind of the opposite of a jock. Both as bad as each other. I wish there was a name for someone in the middle like me.
Noticed how all the definitions of jock on urbandictionary are bad, and definitions of geek and nerd are praising? The internet is full of geeks.
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My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?
Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!
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Someone you'll be working for when you finish high school.
Actual definition according to Websters dictionary 2002: A Geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens in the circus.
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An outgoing, funny and borderline unpredictable man with a unique swag that cannot be pulled off by many. Man who has the proper balance of composure and energy. Known to wear skinny jeans and snap-backs, but the style is evolving.
Check out the geek, hes the center of attention now.
Im fresh from my head to my toes, ladies love me, and im a party animal; im a geek.
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A tech-savy person that gets a hard-on when computer-related objects are involved in a said context.
Bob:Dude that guy is a nerd!
Drake: No dude, he's a geek
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