jedi doug

Jedi Doug was the name of one of the jedi accademy's up and coming star pupils before he succumbed to the dark side. The dark side seduced him and turned him to what he is now, the evil and slightly more powerful, Darth The Mole. Darth The Mole has now successfully killed 63 Jedis including his old master Jedi Mark.His skills with a Saber are unrivalled and his knowledge of the force extensive. Darth The Mole is bettered only by Yoda and the emporer but is still learning the ways of the force and shall one day be the most powerful Sith Lord to ever exist.

Darth The Mole blocked Jedi Mark's low attack, flipped over his head and cut him clean in 2. And to think, he used to be that nice Jedi Doug

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Redeye Jedi

Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.

I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.

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Grey Jedi

Taking both LSD and DXM at the same time

Trevor: Hey Caleb you gotta try doing the Grey Jedi you’ll be perfectly balanced.

Caleb: Man, the synergy of those two are immaculate

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jedi pearce

daniel pearces hear cut and pasted onto the head of a jedi...

luke skywaker with the head of daniel pearce

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last jedi

To lead a person (or people) to believe one thing will occur when in fact the opposite is what is intended to happen.

"if you don't like her you gotta tell her, you're last jediing her"

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neo-jedi

A group of patriotic individuals, from all walks of life. They believe in freespeach, and the collective as a whole believe in all of the Constitutional rights. Their ranks include both conservatives, and libretarians. While they generally keep to themselves, if challenged, there is nothing they will not do when their wrath is drawn down upon someone. In all, a good bunch of folks.

They have no problem with the fact that you have a different idea than they do. They have a problem when you try and force your ideas on them. The neo-jedi will help you if your sincere, or perform the mudhole stomp if you try and cross them.

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Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.

Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?

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