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Shortened form of battle.net used by regular users.
"Hey man, get on B-Net so we can pwn some noobs!
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the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"
"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"
"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.
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The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
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Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
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When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.
random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.
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Net rage, related to road rage, occurs when people get pissed off at each other whilst using the Internet.
Most prevalent on social networking sites such as Facebook, it usually begins on discussions threads, such as ones about politics, and ends in slanging matches between the two parties.
In much the same way as road rage, it allows people to vent their anger on anonymous internet users, without the fear of retribution.
Person 1: McCain should've won the election, he knew what he was doing
Person 2: Nah, Obama all the way. He's done a great job so far, he's really turned the economy around.
Person 1: Obama's too soft, he's all face and hardly any action.
Person 2: And McCain was better how exactly?!
...{5 comments later}...
Person 1: NO SHE DIDN'T, YOUR MOTHER'S THE ONE WHO LICKS HAIRY MEN'S ANKLES!!!
Random Observer: ...Now this is a case of Net Rage if ever I saw one!
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the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.
posted on Andy's wall
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
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