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When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.
Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.
I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.
Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer
Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel
The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole
No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage
When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
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The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head
My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.
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