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A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.
Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.
A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.
Oh snap, that sex toyi is a swamp donkey.
Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.
"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"
A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
derrick is a swamp donkey!
Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”