Broken windows

Crystal meth

That foo is smoking broken windows

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Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

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Ginger Window

gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.

1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.

"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"

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Windows ME

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

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Window 8

Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added.

The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.

See: Useless

Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons.

Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.

Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.

Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.

Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.

windows halflife

The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.

Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly

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Window blower

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.