Alpha Nerd

A person who has the traits of a nerd (meaning knowing lots of nerdy things and acting nerdy about nerdy topics) but seemingly lacks the social rejection stereo-typically associated with nerds and is able to somewhat positively interact with and become involved in non-nerd beings and culture.

Since he was an alpha nerd, Thomas was able to transition from a Pokemon conversation with Liam to casually discussing the previous night's homework with Chloe.

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DJ ALPHA

Canadian DJ that works at many of London's biggest clubs, has a residency of nearly four years at GT's. Can be heard on 106.9 6X FM on Saturday nights.

DJ Alpha is London's hottest DJ

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alpha jawns

anything/everything +ambigous, etc. etc. premium plus and/or best

Dude, I just got some really tight alpha jawns. I'm a doctor.

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Alpha Male

Not real, a man who thinks he’s better just because he doesn’t wash his ass crack. Alpha Males are most likely homophobic.

Sue: John is such a simp and a prick to other guys!
Jon: Of course! He calls himself an Alpha Male.

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Alpha Female

A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.

Alexandria is an Alpha Female

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alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.

She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.

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Alpha Gams

1. the respectable, classy ladies on campus known for their sophistication, scholarship, beauty, and leadership

2. the ladies gentlemen prefer (especially when it comes time to find a wife)

3. the ladies always walking tall even when others humorously try to bring them down

Alpha Gams have always and will always be the best.

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