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A loud, obnoxious parent at a kids' little league game who gets into verbal and physical altercations with the opposing team's parents (often due to drunkenness). They have delusions of grandeur that their kid is the hero of his or her team, and that all other little league teams pale in comparison to theirs.
Bat Dad: "Oh yeaaaah! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! South Park is goin' doooown!Feel it comin'! You ain't got a chance, South Park! Here we go, Denver, here we go! Huh, huh! There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver, not with MY son on second base!"
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An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
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A wooden burberry bat known as the "chav bat"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"
Out with the girlies dancing away to a bit of speed garage, shoulder bobbing and riding the pony. Then you feel something grap you from behind and its a some lad rubbing and pushing his groin into you. Nice!! lol You reach for your chav bat and bat him away shouting "erm thanks but no thanks!"
Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
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A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.
Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!
Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!
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A baseball bat with nails sticking out of it.
I'm gonna drag that jerk behind the shed and introduce him to the nail-bat
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A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.
Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.
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A fat ass joint/blunt typically filled with a large amount of that sweet ganja good, that green goddess, mary jane, MARIJUANA
Person 1: Yo you tryna smoke?
Person 2: Fo sho roll up a fat bat homie.
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