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A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
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when a man cums inside a woman's pussy and turns around and sucks his own cum out the woman and swallows it. Its known batman because its very mysterious and dark
Yo dude i did the batman n I taste like strawberry lol
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When a man puts his penis into the womans vagina. aka they are fucking. the man is called batman and his penis is the batmobile.
"Would you like me to put my batmobile into your batcave, woo go batman"
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the first Bi superhero likes little boys in red and green coustome and love woman who are half his age
Batman sleeping with Barbara Gordon his best friend Gordon daughter who was only 16
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The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.
Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
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An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??
Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
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