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Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

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penis buffer

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine

dammit them queers are all penis buffers

by reno April 21, 2005

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Cock Buffer

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

by UD January 29, 2003

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Buffer Zone

The number of people needed in a group so you can enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with *THAT* person in your circle (the frenemy, the "let's just be friends" ex, the hookup that turned out to be a really bad idea, the tool, etc)

Damn, Kelly responded to Rob's Taco Tuesday invite too; looks like only four of us. Let me ask Zak and Sara so there's a buffer zone.

by amyhaha July 29, 2011

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buffer overrun

A "system failure" which occurs when an in-progress DVR recording "runs over" and catches up to the live, on-air broadcast, leaving the viewer to suffer through commercial breaks and other moments typically advanced past using the fast forward feature. Recovery can be attained by postponing the live review, or through the use of the pause and replay features, to refill the "buffer" of recorded content.

Can also apply to streaming video and related live-playing internet media, such as a YouTube video, when hampered by a sluggish download speed.

"Even though I set my DVR to record the finale, I just couldn't wait to watch it. So rushed home, got there about 20 after, and hit play, but after zipping though the first two commercial breaks I hit a buffer overrun and now I'm stuck watching the stupid commercials! Grar!"

by markfromhouston September 25, 2009

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Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

by FatBob May 15, 2003

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Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.

"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"

by tombearrr August 31, 2011

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