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A burrito you make during a mental breakdown
“Yeah it’s 3 AM and I’m just hanging out eating a Breakdown Burrito”
when you are too excited to eat a burrito that you can’t even pronounce it right
I NEED MY BREAN BURRITO IM STARVING
The absolutely worst burrito you will ever have, served by Glacier Peak High-School, it is the most hideous and disgusting thing you will ever try. The Baja Burrito contains fried fish sticks and mediocre coleslaw with a horrendous aftertaste to it
Yo what they serving at lunch today?
The Baja Burrito...
Oh nevermind...
when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
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when one cums in a large tube sock (preferably white) then proceeds to shit in the sock then smash it up until it is mixed well. next the sock is slapped across the womans face leaving a brown mark on her cheek.
Bitch got pissy last night, so i cheered her up with a good ol' Boston Burrito!
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A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.
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