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When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"
Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"
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Something that is fantastic, awesome, and especially extreme can be said to be "off the chain".
"I can't believe Joe got with three chicks that night, that is off the chain!"
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When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.
That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.
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Redneck term for two trucks pulling each other via a chain or other tethered device.
Ay' yer pussy ass ford couldn't pull a noodle out ah cats ass!
You sumbitch, Thats it! DROP CHAIN! I'll pull that rust bucket chevy of yers harder than yer sister jerks yer cock at night!
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When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.
Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.
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a term used in tf2 when a medic healing someone is taking fire, so another medic heals the original medic to keep them alive.
medic: i need a medic!
medic 2: i gotchu fam. medic chain activate.
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When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
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