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to be an amazing fan of the bands, Cobra Starship and The Academy Is...
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A type of human turd that results from clenching the buttocks at the beginning or end of a long drawn out bowel movement. The pancaking action of the ass cheeks on either end of the poop tube creates a distinctive hood. Thus transforming an ordinary butt snake into the butt cobra.
Man the other morning I sneezed while I was taking a shit! I totally tamed that butt cobra.
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This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!
Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!
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When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.
ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
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Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.
"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"
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When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.
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A penis that has been caught in A Zip and has split the foreskin. When a woman gently blows (blows air)the forskin opens like a Cobra when about to attack.
As Toby ran naked down the street, his cobra dick was flapping every where.
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