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An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
n. Very nice female breasts boobs,
Hey girl let me sweat up on your jam cones.
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Hey girl lemme see dem jam cones.
When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.
"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".
When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.
This town will be filled with CONE LICKERS come fourth of July weekend.
A fun way to say/spell congrats
*Person one just graduated*
*6 year old gives person one a card*
Card reads: Cone Rats