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invincible on the home front, but invisible on the REAL front (the front lines of a war, that is).
basically a tough-talking, know-nothing blowhard who lives vicariously through our REAL heroes - the brave fighting men and women in uniform who preserve the freedom by which we live.
those damn blood-thirsty, flag-waving uber-patriot neo-cons are at it again, sticking their big fat hairy noses where they don't belong!
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short for timid and confident, they’re used in opposition but can be used separately
Ex: I’m feeling pretty tim today because I didn’t get much sleep.
Ex: I’m feeling con, I aced my math test!
Ex: Don’t be tim, be con!
Ex: Tim and con is the best way to describe emotions.
The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.
Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
In construction, a prefabricated house is produced in a factory, shipped out to building sites, and assembled by folks unequipped to design anything better. The prefab conservative, or prefab-con, brings the same attitude to political discourse: rather than using reason and critical thinking to craft arguments that fit the real world, he trots out prefabricated memes, arguments and conclusions that are passably functional at best. All too often, they are even worse: the typical prefabcon lives in an intellectual house of ugly, wobbly walls that collapse on themselves in slight gusts. Undaunted, he throws up another structure on the same spot, though that wolf named reality is standing right there, ready to huff and puff again.
Our generation has witnessed several prefab-cons, including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin and John McCain.
Con Rit is name given to a Cryptid from Vietnam, it is an enormous oceanic centipede which lives in the south east Vietnam sea. It also has been spotted making terrible dad jokes to socialize and fornicating with boats because it's lonely.
How will I explain to my local mechanic that my boat got fucked by a Con Rit?
1. Means "With Fire" in spanish.
2. Used as an expression to to express pure awesomeness or happiness.
*after a hard task has been accomplished*
CON FUEGO!!
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After having sex with a girl, you write a note on her chest addressed to U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin and throw her out of the nearest window and shout "Later, Pinball!"
Dude I totally gave her the con-air last night after we were done. She landed on my neighbor's cat and while the message did not attract the U.S. marshalls, I did get a visit from the local police.
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