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a skateboard that is used as an instament to shred or be gnarly
"yo grandma i'm gunna go for a cruiz on my gnar-cycle"
"well alright sunny but be home for supper"
A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.
As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.
When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.
1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.
Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning
The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.
Process can repeat indefinitely.
Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.
THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE
John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!
Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.
3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"
John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.
AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...
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